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Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1 oz

Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1 oz

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Your Last Stroke Deserves the Best

Whether you're in for a quickie or a marathon edging session, Dick Polish by FuckWater is your ultimate companion. This long-lasting oil-based masturbation cream melts at body temperature into a super-slick glide that keeps up with every stroke, twist, and tease. With a decadent, buttery texture and unapologetically bold style, it’s built for intense solo sessions and goon-level dedication.

Key Features

  • 🧴 Creamy, Melt-On Texture – Designed to soften at body temp and stay slick
  • 🕒 Built for Endurance – Ideal for edging, gooning, and long solo sessions
  • 💥 Ultra-Slick Formula – Glides smoother than your search history
  • 🧑🔬 Oil-Based Blend – Thick, rich, and ultra-lubricating
  • 🚫 Not Condom Safe – Oil base means it's for solo play only

How to Use

  1. Scoop out a small amount of cream.
  2. Apply directly to the penis and allow it to melt into your skin.
  3. Reapply as needed for extended pleasure.
  4. Not for use with latex or polyisoprene condoms or toys.
  5. Rinse off with mild soap and warm water after use.

Suitable For

  • Solo players seeking a thick, creamy alternative to traditional lubes
  • Edging and gooning enthusiasts
  • Users who prefer oil-based products with long-lasting glide
  • Those wanting a body-temperature responsive formula

FAQ

Q: Is Dick Polish compatible with condoms or sex toys?
A: No. It’s oil-based and not safe to use with latex condoms or silicone/latex toys.

Q: Can I use it in the shower or bath?
A: It’s water-resistant due to its oil base but may require extra care during cleanup.

Q: Does it leave a residue?
A: It may leave a light residue due to its richness. Wash thoroughly after use.

 

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